Confused? Well, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SQUEAKY CLEAN GREEN COOKING, THEN CHECK YOURSELF INTO A LOVELY DETOX CLINIC, TAKE A COPY OF ENYA'S GREATEST HITS AND HIGH FIVE YOUR BOILED GREENS ON YOUR LIVER CLEANSING JOURNEY. BON VOYAGE!

Sail away, sail away, sail away.

 

WE MAY BE GREEN BY NAME AND ARE CERTAINLY GREEN BY NATURE BUT WE ARE FAR FROM SQUEAKY CLEAN. in fact, we are quite naughty.

WE SERVE BADASS BURGERS MADE FROM REAL PLANT MEAT.

 

and WE haVE LEFT NO STONE UNTURNED IN OUR ATTEMPT TO BRING YOU

THE very BEST OF A BESPOKE BURGER BRAND,

WITHOUT COMPROMISE ON FLAVOUR, TASTE OR SATISFACTION. 

greenburger - the guilt free guilty pleasure

 

ALL OF OUR BURGERS ARE HANDMADE IN HOUSE AND

are SERVED ON A FRESH, DAIRY FREE, POTATO BUN

 
 

BURGERS

BIG MOCK

TWO SMOKEHOUSE PATTIES, LETTUCE, DOUBLE CHEESE,

ONIONS, DILL PICKLE, BURGER SAUCE 

DIRTY SOUTH

SMOKEY PULLED STYLE PLANT MEAT, CRISPY TORTILLA, PICKLED RED ONION, LETTUCE, JALAPEÑOS, CHIPOTLE MAYO

QUACK DEALER: REDUCKS

CRISPY SKINNED DUCKLESS PATTY, 

PICKLED GREEN PAPAYA SALAD, THAI RED CURRY SAUCE

BUFFALO SANDO

Fried tender patty, BUFFALO SAUCE, RANCH,

GRILLED PINEAPPLE, BUTTER LETTUCE

NASH

NASHVILLE STYLE, SPICY FRIED TENDER,

SLAW, DILL PICKLE, SOUR SAUCE

CHEESE

SMOKEHOUSE PATTY, CHEESE, ONIONS,

KETCHUP,  MUSTARD, DILL PICKLE

COLONEL

SOUTHERN FRIED TENDER, LETTUCE, DILL PICKLE, SOUR SAUCE

 

PROPPER

SMOKEHOUSE PATTY, CHEESE, TOMATO, ONION,

BUTTER LETTUCE, MAYO, KETCHUP

FRIES

DOPE FRIES

THICK CUT, TWICE COOKED CRINKLE CUT,

SIGNATURE HEMP SEASONING

FATTY's POUTINE

THIN CUT, DOUBLE COOKED SKIN ON FRIES, 

GRAVY,  'HELLO FRIEND' CHEESE SAUCE

CARNITAS FRIES

YUCATAN STYLE PULLED PLANT MEAT,

JALAPEÑOS, 'HELLO FRIEND' CHEESE SAUCE,

CHIPOTLE MAYO, PICO DE GALLO

SIDES

MAC N' TREES

MACARONI, 'HELLO FRIEND' CHEESE SAUCE AND JALAPEÑOS

BUFFALO TENDERS

CRISPY FRIED TENDERS TOSSED IN BUFFALO SAUCE,

RANCH DIPPING SAUCE AND CRUNCHY CELERY

SOUTHERN SLAW

SHREDDED CABBAGE, CARROT AND

SPRING ONIONS, SOUR SAUCE 

QUESO CON CHORIZO

FRESH FRIED TORTILLA CHIPS, JALAPEÑOS,

MELTED 'HELLO FRIEND' CHEESE AND CHORIZO SAUCE

 
 
 

FRIDGE DRINKS

Remedy Kombucha Cans
BUNDABERG VARIETIES

CARTON Water

BUTTERBING COOKIES

PB&J

CHOC MINT

Draught soda

HOUSE COLA

BLUEBERRY LIME

GINGERADE

SHAKES

Chocolate

Vanilla-Malt

STRAWBERRY & BALSAMIC

OUR DELIVERY PARTNERS

 

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Fri - 11am-11pm
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