Confused? Well, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SQUEAKY CLEAN GREEN COOKING, THEN CHECK YOURSELF INTO A LOVELY DETOX CLINIC, TAKE A COPY OF ENYA'S GREATEST HITS AND HIGH FIVE YOUR BOILED GREENS ON YOUR LIVER CLEANSING JOURNEY. BON VOYAGE!

Sail away, sail away, sail away.

 

WE MAY BE GREEN BY NAME AND ARE CERTAINLY GREEN BY NATURE BUT WE ARE FAR FROM SQUEAKY CLEAN. in fact, we are quite naughty.

WE SERVE BADASS BURGERS MADE FROM REAL PLANT MEAT.

 

and WE haVE LEFT NO STONE UNTURNED IN OUR ATTEMPT TO BRING YOU

THE very BEST OF A BESPOKE BURGER BRAND,

WITHOUT COMPROMISE ON FLAVOUR, TASTE OR SATISFACTION. 

greenburger - the guilt free guilty pleasure

 

ALL OF OUR BURGERS ARE HANDMADE IN HOUSE AND

are SERVED ON A FRESH, DAIRY FREE, POTATO BUN

 
 

BURGERS

BIG MOCK

TWO SMOKEHOUSE PATTIES, LETTUCE, DOUBLE CHEESE,

ONIONS, DILL PICKLE, BURGER SAUCE 

DIRTY SOUTH

SMOKEY PULLED STYLE PLANT MEAT, CRISPY TORTILLA, PICKLED RED ONION, LETTUCE, JALAPEÑOS, CHIPOTLE MAYO

QUACK DEALER

CRISPY SKINNED DUCKLESS PATTY, CHAR SIU, 
PICKLED CARROT, SPRING ONION, CUCUMBER, MAYO

MCRIBBER

COLA BRAISED SHORT RIB STYLE SMOKED PATTY,
TANGY BBQ SAUCE, GRILLED ONIONS

NASH

NASHVILLE STYLE, SPICY FRIED TENDER,

SLAW, DILL PICKLE, SOUR SAUCE

CHEESE

SMOKEHOUSE PATTY, CHEESE, ONIONS,

KETCHUP,  MUSTARD, DILL PICKLE

COLONEL

SOUTHERN FRIED TENDER, LETTUCE, DILL PICKLE, SOUR SAUCE 

FRIES

DOPE FRIES

THICK CUT, TWICE COOKED CRINKLE CUT

WITH SIGNATURE HEMP SEASONING

FATTY's POUTINE

THIN CUT, DOUBLE COOKED SKIN ON FRIES

WITH GRAVY AND CHEESE SAUCE

CARNITAS FRIES

YUCATAN STYLE PULLED PLANT MEAT, JALAPEÑOS,

NACHO CHEESE, CHIPOTLE MAYO AND PICO DE GALLO

SIDES

MAC N' TREES

MACARONI WITH NACHO CHEESE SAUCE AND JALAPEÑOS

LOADED ONION RINGS

CRISPY ONION RINGS, CHEESE SAUCE AND BACON

BUFFALO TENDERS

CRISPY FRIED TENDERS TOSSED IN BUFFALO SAUCE WITH RANCH DIPPING SAUCE AND CRUNCHY CELERY

SOUTHERN SLAW

SHREDDED CABBAGE, CARROT AND

SPRING ONIONS WITH SOUR SAUCE 

 
 
 

FRIDGE DRINKS

BEYOND Coconut Water BOTTLE

Remedy Kombucha Cans VARIOUS PARKERS ICED TEA
CARTON Water

LOADED SHAKES

Oreo Cookies & Cream

Orange Mocha Frappuccino

Draught soda

HOUSE COLA

BLUEBERRY LIME

GINGERADE

SHAKES

Vanilla-Malt

Chocolate & HazelnuT

STRAWBERRY & BALSAMIC

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Fri - 11am-11pm
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sun -  12pm-9pm

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