Confused? Well, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SQUEAKY CLEAN GREEN COOKING, THEN CHECK YOURSELF INTO A LOVELY DETOX CLINIC, TAKE A COPY OF ENYA'S GREATEST HITS AND HIGH FIVE YOUR BOILED GREENS ON YOUR LIVER CLEANSING JOURNEY. BON VOYAGE!

Sail away, sail away, sail away.

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WE MAY BE GREEN BY NAME AND ARE CERTAINLY GREEN BY NATURE BUT WE ARE FAR FROM SQUEAKY CLEAN. in fact, we are quite naughty.

WE SERVE BADASS BURGERS MADE FROM REAL PLANT MEAT.

and WE haVE LEFT NO STONE UNTURNED IN OUR ATTEMPT TO BRING YOU

THE very BEST OF A BESPOKE BURGER BRAND,

WITHOUT COMPROMISE ON FLAVOUR, TASTE OR SATISFACTION. 

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greenburger - the guilt free guilty pleasure

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ALL OF OUR BURGERS ARE HANDMADE IN HOUSE AND

are SERVED ON A FRESH, DAIRY FREE, POTATO BUN

BURGERS

BIG MOCK

TWO SMOKEHOUSE PATTIES, LETTUCE, DOUBLE CHEESE,

ONIONS, DILL PICKLE, BURGER SAUCE 

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DIRTY SOUTH

SMOKEY PULLED STYLE PLANT MEAT, CRISPY TORTILLA, PICKLED RED ONION, LETTUCE, JALAPEÑOS, CHIPOTLE MAYO

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QUACK DEALER: REDUCKS

CRISPY SKINNED DUCKLESS PATTY, 

PICKLED GREEN PAPAYA SALAD, THAI RED CURRY SAUCE

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BUFFALO SANDO

Fried tender patty, BUFFALO SAUCE, RANCH,

GRILLED PINEAPPLE, BUTTER LETTUCE

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NASH

NASHVILLE STYLE, SPICY FRIED TENDER,

SLAW, DILL PICKLE, SOUR SAUCE

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CHEESE

SMOKEHOUSE PATTY, CHEESE, ONIONS,

KETCHUP,  MUSTARD, DILL PICKLE

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COLONEL

SOUTHERN FRIED TENDER, LETTUCE, DILL PICKLE, SOUR SAUCE

PROPPER

SMOKEHOUSE PATTY, CHEESE, TOMATO, ONION,

BUTTER LETTUCE, MAYO, KETCHUP

FRIES

DOPE FRIES

THICK CUT, TWICE COOKED CRINKLE CUT,

SIGNATURE HEMP SEASONING

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FATTY's POUTINE

THIN CUT, DOUBLE COOKED SKIN ON FRIES, 

GRAVY,  'HELLO FRIEND' CHEESE SAUCE

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CARNITAS FRIES

YUCATAN STYLE PULLED PLANT MEAT,

JALAPEÑOS, 'HELLO FRIEND' CHEESE SAUCE,

CHIPOTLE MAYO, PICO DE GALLO

SIDES

MAC N' TREES

MACARONI, 'HELLO FRIEND' CHEESE SAUCE AND JALAPEÑOS

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BUFFALO TENDERS

CRISPY FRIED TENDERS TOSSED IN BUFFALO SAUCE,

RANCH DIPPING SAUCE AND CRUNCHY CELERY

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SOUTHERN SLAW

SHREDDED CABBAGE, CARROT AND

SPRING ONIONS, SOUR SAUCE 

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QUESO CON CHORIZO

FRESH FRIED TORTILLA CHIPS, JALAPEÑOS,

MELTED 'HELLO FRIEND' CHEESE AND CHORIZO SAUCE

FRIDGE DRINKS

Remedy Kombucha Cans
BUNDABERG VARIETIES
CARTON Water

BUTTERBING COOKIES

PB&J

CHOC MINT

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